heatherpattern
heatherpattern:

transascendant:

ghouldilocks:

mydarlingdeers:

thecarolinawife:

backtothewalll:

YES THANK YOU.

Out of all my married friends, us included, not a single one of them cuddles at night because at bedtime men turn into fiery space heaters from the pits of hell.

yup

Facts

heatherpattern am I less of a fiery space heater from the pit of hell, yet?

yes, but you still kick every 17 seconds* and snore when you’re on your back
*periodic limb movement disorder

cderby HAH

heatherpattern:

transascendant:

ghouldilocks:

mydarlingdeers:

thecarolinawife:

backtothewalll:

YES THANK YOU.

Out of all my married friends, us included, not a single one of them cuddles at night because at bedtime men turn into fiery space heaters from the pits of hell.

yup

Facts

heatherpattern am I less of a fiery space heater from the pit of hell, yet?

yes, but you still kick every 17 seconds* and snore when you’re on your back

*periodic limb movement disorder

cderby HAH